Friday Timewaster: What's Your Beer Personality?

You Are Samuel Adams

You're fairly easy to please when it comes to beer — as long as it's not too cheap.

You tend to change favorite beers frequently, and you're the type most likely to take a "beers of the world" tour.

When you get drunk, you're fearless. You lose all your inhibitions.

You're just as likely to party with a group of strangers as you are to wake up in a very foreign place.

Fun fact: My first official drink was at the Sam Adams Brew House in Boston. Megan and I went there for dinner on my twenty-first birthday.


  1. I am a Corona?!?!?! You don't drink for the love of beer. You drink to get drunk.
    You prefer a very light, very smooth beer. A beer that's hardly a beer at all.
    And while you make not like the taste of beer, you like the feeling of being drunk.
    You drink early and often. Sometimes with friends. Sometimes alone. All the party needs is you!

    While the final statement is true, I don't understand how my answers suggest this. I like dark, heavy beer, no fruit, thank you. I totally expected to be a Guinness or Killian's. Or maybe Bud Light. But pisswater Corona! The quiz is a joke!

  2. And it gave me Guinness. Yeah, I've gotten so I can rig these (the location question is the guide) so pick Dublin, you get Guinness. But I don't like Guinness.

  3. Ohhhhhh. The location question could be the key, because I'm pretty sure I put down "Boston" when I took this in June.

  4. And also:

    I rummaged through my mail to find a message from Mary Lu:

    I am Guinness

    You know beer well, and you'll only drink the best beers in the world. Watered down beers disgust you, as do the people who drink them.
    When you drink, you tend to become a bit of a know it all — especially about subjects you don't know well. But your friends tolerate your drunken ways, because you introduce them to the best beers around.