Time Warp

And tiiiiiime . . . goooo-uhs byyyyyyeee . . . sooo slooooooowwwwwwlllyyyy. . . [end Righteous Brothers]

Ugh. I say this a lot, but today I think it's really true: This is the slowest afternoon ever!

Of course, I have a lot of things coming up to obsess over, like this

Battle of Ohio: CLE vs CIN

which my grandma will razz me about
if the Browns don't win

(She's a Bengals fan from way back —
ask her about her Bengals jacket
from the 1980s!)

and not a lot to occupy my attention in the here and now, which is why I end up looking at things like this t-shirt

and finding my hand hovering dangerously near the Buy with 1 Click! button before I snap back to reality.

Come on, 4:30 . . .

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