I kind of want to get the audio version of Keith Richards' autobiography, because I want to hear Johnny Depp read it. But it's 16 discs long; will I really be in the car that long over a three-week period?
Besides, I probably won't be able to drown out the Denis Leary routine running in my head:
Keith Richards! Says that kids should not do drugs! Keith, we can't do any more drugs because you already fucking did them all, alright? There's none left! We have to wait 'til you die and smoke your ashes! Jesus Christ! Talk about the pot and the fuckin' kettle.