In the course of Facebook-messaging one of my friends this morning, I managed to invent some new and awesome slang. (Read: I was thumb-typing so badly that my cursing was cupertinoed into a completely different term, which I am now using as an all-purpose expletive.)
This magic word is notch, and it can be used in multiple ways to express a variety of ideas. Check out this example, courtesy of my friend Brian:
I was so notched last night I got notched side ways, but it turned out it was a tranny from the Jerry Springer show and that really notched my mind.