This Is Awkward

I either need to clean my apartment or stop buying small gifts.

I got someone (who sometimes reads this blog, but probably won't see this until after 7 p.m., so it's okay) a small item as a birthday gift, and I was going to make it into this whole big joke related to Cakewrecks — like, a "Make Your Own Cakewreck" kit, with creepy baby figurines from the bargain bin at Pat Catan's and a box of cake mix, tub of frosting, and gel icing in designer colors — but in the interminably long time between when it arrived (late November) and when I would actually get to give it to her (tonight), I managed to misplace the small item and lose all enthusiasm for putting the kit together.

Good thing I have a giant backup gift.

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