In Which Nikki Picks Up the Slack

I got sucked into doing some actual work today, so I couldn't post the massive missive I had planned. (Don't worry, you'll see it sometime this week. But it won't be that great, so don't get your hopes up.)

However, Nikki had some downtime because of database errors, so she was able to send me links to two amusing things:

The Sneeze — The Great Pizza Orientation Test

The Great Pizza Orientation Test

and — The 10 Most Terrifyingly Inspirational '80s Songs

The 10 Most Terrifyingly Inspirational '80s Songs

So, enjoy.


  1. Reasons to love the 80s list:
    • Boob-menacing
    • He looks like Paris Hilton with Down Syndrome
    • If, by the end of that spin cycle you haven’t managed to somehow kill a grizzly bear with fabric sheets or make sweet love to every woman within 40 yards, then you need to see a coroner because you apparently died the night before.

    Hee hee. Boob-menacing.

  2. Hmm. Can we work boob-menacing into a Pub Quiz team name? I mean, that would make Mike D long for the days of "Pub Quiz with Happy Ending." (Maybe in more ways than one.)

  3. Oh, because announcing team "Rusty Trombone" is better?

  4. That's the other skeevy team name I couldn't remember.