This is so freakin' funny:
The marketing geniuses at Gillette Venus Breeze have created a ManQuarium. You create your perfect guy — choose from five body types, and/or upload a photo of your crush — and then watch him swim around. Every now and then he knocks on the glass and says something. Mine sounds a bit like Keanu Reeves and says cheeseball stuff along the lines of a Joey Tribbiani or David Puddy, but your results may vary. It's so, so, so, silly, and it cracks me up.
OMG! You can download a ManQuarium screensaver and get ringtones. How would you like your phone to announce "You should be in the Hall of Fame . . . of HOT!" every time someone calls you? There are other choices, like the ManQuarium Men's Choir singing "ManQuarium" in 5th Dimension-esque "Age of Aquarius/Let the Sun Shine In" manner, and other cornball lines like "My love for you is like pi. It just goes on, and on, and on . . ." Oy.
Anyhow, I'm not the only one to find this hi-larious: