Amazon, Will You Be My Valentine?

I like to kill time by browsing on Amazon. (Really, who doesn't?)

The front page today asks visitors to take part in their Valentine's poll.

Hee! I've seen that knife holder before, but it still cracks me up.

Anyhow, since another thing I like to do when I should be working is shop for myself, I picked "I Hate Valentine's Day" to see what would happen.


I checked out the Bad Valentine's Gifts, some of which made me laugh and some of which made me say "Oh. My." so much that Cathy got jealous because she thought I was looking at naked photos of Brian Urlacher.

Some of the highlights:

• Wolf Urine Lure-32 oz
• Tapeworms: A Medical Dictionary, Bibliography, And Annotated Research Guide To Internet References
• All About Scabs (My Body Science Series)
• Sleeveless Tiger Tattoo Shirt (Unisex)
• Cleavage Cupcakes Gel Bra Inserts 1 set by Her Look Enterprises
• Fart Proudly: Writings of Benjamin Franklin You Never Read in School
• Fresh Whole Rabbit

And here's one that someone I know might actually enjoy, based on her reaction to an extreme close-up of Salma Hayek that was part of the picture round at Pub Quiz last night:

• Beautiful Brows: The Ultimate Guide to Styling, Shaping, and Maintaining Your Eyebrows