As a result of my intense love for A Gallery of Regrettable Food, my mom got me Cooking with Soup for my birthday. I finally remembered to bring it to work today so Cathy and I could mock it over lunch.
There is much to mock — the head of cauliflower on page 67 looks exactly like a brain covered in cheese sauce! — but you're not going to see it because I don't feel like scanning in pages myself, nor do I have the time to do enough Googling to figure out where somebody else posted scans of the interior pages. My laziness/feigned devotion to actual work: 1; your enjoyment/opportunity to be grossed out: 0.