Guitar, schmitar — white girls from the Midwest who loved that "What's so funny 'bout PEACE! PEACE!" bit in Singles really want two turntables and a microphone.
Sadly, this is about as close as I will get:
I've seen commercials for DJ Hero for a few weeks, and my interest was, how you say? Ah, yes: piqued.
Then last Friday DJ Jazzy Jeff (!) demonstrated it on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, and that only made me lust for it more.