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And now, time for another exciting edition of Yahoo! Mail Theater . . .

----- Original Message ----
From: Christine
To: Amy, Cathy
Sent: Wednesday, April 9, 2008 3:57:27 PM
Subject: Wha-huh?


Did you guys get the Miked email about Claddaugh closing up? WTF … can’t Westlake keep a pseudo-Irish pub open for business? If this is April Fools, it’s way late.

My brother tells me there’s a English pub in Rocky River … wonder if he might move things there …

--C


----- Message ----
From: Cathy
To: Christine, Amy
Sent: Wednesday, April 9, 2008 4:03:39 PM
Subject: Re: Wha-huh?


Ah, yes. I replied to his email stating that I think his quizzes may somehow be related to the demise of pubs in Westlake. Amy wanted to be cc'd on that for her blog or some-such, but I refused. I also told him that I am awaiting categories such as "Barbies," " Beverly Hills 90210," and "Shoes" at his next venue.


The Pub in Rocky River is in that old movie theater building on Detroit. It's pretty cool. The waiters have a kilt option. I think their Pub Quiz is on Mondays.



----- Message ----
From: Amy
To: Christine, Cathy
Sent: Wednesday, April 09, 2008 4:18 PM
Subject: Re: Wha-huh?


Obviously Christine never reads my blog. Maybe her mom could have clued her in to the fact that I (a) posted Mike's e-mail and (b) suggested The Pub in Rocky River as our interim quiz option.



----- Message ----
From: Christine
To: Amy, Cathy
Sent: Wednesday, April 9, 2008 4:19:04 PM
Subject: RE: Wha-huh?


I’m lazy and expect to be hand-fed a link. Sue me.


--C



----- Message ----
From: Amy
To: Christine, Cathy
Sent: Wednesday, April 09, 2008 4:23 PM
Subject: Re: Wha-huh?


The saddest part of all? Tom Selleck's Moustache won't get a chance to shine tomorrow night.




----- Message ----
From: Cathy
To: Amy, Christine
Sent: Wednesday, April 9, 2008 4:28:23 PM
Subject: Re: Wha-huh?


Tom Selleck's Moustache ALWAYS gets a chance to shine.



----- Message ----
From: Christine
To: Amy, Cathy
Sent: Wednesday, April 9, 2008 4:29:43 PM
Subject: RE: Wha-huh?


I think, wherever the next Pub Quiz starts, that we should be Tom Selleck’s Moustache and stay Tom Selleck’s Moustache. Because I would really enjoy hearing the annoyed resignation in Mike D’s voice when he has to say it in the rankings, week in and week out. It’s the most ludicrous and yet the most awesome team name ever. Way better than “Bonjour Kitty.”

“And in fifth place … hanging on by a hair, it’s Tom Selleck’s Moustache …”

--C

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