I totally wanted this Captain Awesome t-shirt from Glarkware, but what's with the icky putty color? They couldn't make it in a nice Spiderman Red, or perhaps a Superman Blue? Or is the bleh color supposed to help you blend in with the cubicle walls, so you don't blow your cover?
Superheroes aren't the only ones who have secret identities. All of us, if pressed, would probably admit that we also have alter egos that are stronger, faster, smarter, cooler than our everyday incarnations. But you don't want to blow your own spot by advertising this better self — hello, secret identity? But maybe it would remind you of the superpowered bad-ass lurking within you if you went around in a t-shirt emblazoned with someone else's version.